Thursday, June 18, 2009

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts…You know you have them. We all do.

I like the saying “I’m not Cruel, I just say what everyone else is thinking”


It’s the strange things in life that make you have those random thoughts.

For instance…

Just because they make it in your size, does not mean you should buy it.

God gave man knowledge and with that knowledge he made nail polish…look into it for your toes….your fellow neighbors will thank you.

If when you lift up your arms your shirt rises almost up to your chest…its time to retire the shirt.

Ahmmmm…I’m just sayin.

Caterpillers..Those suckers apparently will turn up anywhere. Wonder why?

Why is it that we associate Wine and Cheese together? Why not Wine and sausage dogs?

We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway…..Why o Why…that makes no sense at all!!!!

Whats the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

See there are tons of random thoughts and random questions. Granted some are not so nice and some are just plain, well weird.

It’s a crazy world out there folks…somebody ought to sell tickets….heck, I’d buy one!!!!

By the way….I will update tomorrow night about my Baltimore trip and the lasted about my battle with IH. Just had to drop some humor for the time being.

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